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Sunday, March 17, 2013

The Cabal loves them some Big Cocks and Shamrocks


Thanks to Close Encounters with the Night Kind and Read Between the Lines for helping us with this hop.

 The perfect man—with the imperfect cock and oral skills. The Dom who isn’t a dom, and the man who proves it to him. The alien with dessert-flavored semen and three cocks. The older man (a kajillionaire with a penthouse in Seattle…) who has limitless ability to come all night with his naïve little virgin. A woman on a diet who craves a feast of meat and finds herself five Broadshaft Brothers who can deliver.
If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre.

Links: Amazon   Ellora's Cave   B&N

The virgin whose carefully planned hymen removal doesn’t work out the way all the romance novels told her it would. A busty broad doing what she can to get over her penis anxiety—assisted by a cadre of male strippers. A not-so-bright (and not so “big”) alien who comes to claim his life mate, and the Earth girl who wants to be claimed at all costs. A cursed, mute shapeshifter who needs to pop his cherry with his unsuspecting fated mate.

If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre.

Links: Amazon   Ellora's Cave   B&N


The Grand Prize of this crazy bloghop is a Naughty Basket!
The items:
- tickler/flogger (one on each end)
- penis-shaped sour candies
- flask that reads "girls with class don't need a glass"
- g-spot vibe
- oral sex "essentials" kit
- glow in the dark erotic dice
We'll also include a $30 gift card and a Cabal of Hotness t-shirt.

To enter use the Rafflecopter below...

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Don't forget to check out the other participants!

16 comments:

  1. Very cool blog hop and prizes!!

    Kassandra
    sionedkla@gmail.com

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  2. What a wonderful gift basket and great hop!
    Thank you for the contest!
    bluebirdsub24 at gmail dot com

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  3. Awesome Blog Hop. Great prizes.
    Carol L
    Lucky4750 (at) aol (dot) com

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  4. Love the goodies basket giveaway.
    lauratroxelatyahoodotcom

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  5. What a great basket of goodies!!! Love this hop!! Even though saying the name of it makes me giggle lol
    Ashley A
    ash_app(at)hotmail(dot)com

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  6. Thanks everyone for participating!

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  7. Oooh I was captured by the penis shaped sour candies... Love this bloghop, sexy and a sense of humor - what a great combo!

    mizbahavin.one(AT)gmail(DOT)com

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  8. Mmmm yes we love our big cocks.

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  9. Great prizes, I could use a tickler now and then. :)

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  10. What a fun giveaway; LOVE the prizes! ;)

    books4me67 at ymail dot com

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  11. Love the titles and covers for those books, so funny.
    Z

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  12. Thanks for sharing. lisagk (at) yahoo

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  13. Okay is this international? Very, very awesome prize/blog hop but I always get a little concerned entering ones that don't specify where they're open to. Soooo I'm international.

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  14. You actually made me blush!! I don't love cocks, but I'm loving this hop!!

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  15. If any part of this is international, count me in. Otherwise discregard my entry but thanks for the great giveaway anyways :)

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