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Friday, March 22, 2013

Did You Say Dessert Isle?

Because that sounds awesome.



I'm not much of a water person, so I don't really see myself ever ending up near a deserted island. Sure, sure, I live in Bayou Country which means I kind of live on an island already, but I have modern conveniences here and I'm not giving them up without a fight.

But I'm a writer, I can make this shit up as I go along, right? Right. *cracks her knuckles*

Five things I'd take with me on a deserted island...My first question is, do I have a lot of money before I go? Like, can I buy whatever I need before I go? 'Cause that would change my answers. No? Okay fine!

1. A really long extension cord. Because there is no way in hell I'm going to be stuck out there without being able to charge up my Kindle or my laptop. The laptop is so I can write about my adventures on the island. Sure, I probably won't have internet service, but there has to be 3G somewhere around, right? Or satellites pointing in my direction. I can order books...and maybe send out a message now and then "Yo, send cookies" (can you tell I'm dieting?) and...if I had access, I could ask for help coudn't I? I'm so smart!


2. Which brings into mind my second most coveted item. With my super-savvy S.O.S, the U.S. Navy will catch my signal and dispatch a team of highly trained, highly sexy Navy S.E.A.L.S. to rescue me. They'll arrive with all of their survival gear, chocolate and solar powered equipment and then their boat will tragically sink never to be seen again. And then I'm left on the island with this:
3. Once my harem uh, heh, my rescuers are stuck, it's just a matter of time before they get to work preparing my our home. Nothing too grand, mind you. Just a little shelter to keep us out of the weather, to shield us from the sun...and worthy of my magnificence. Oh, and so they have plenty of room to spread out.
4. I don't think I'd need anything else after that. I don't want to seem greedy you know? The other deserted people would probably kick me out of the club for having excessive good fortune or something. All I'd really need is an endless supply of food and this and I'd be set for life:


And speaking of excessive good fortune, I had a book release this week. Dean's List, my EC for Men Quickie, is now out with Ellora's Cave. Check it out for more fantasies. Of a completely different kind.


A quick romp in his home office with his family upstairs. A roadside quickie in his car after picking up a stranded motorist. A dominating woman who uses and abuses him in the most delicious of ways. These are just a few things that make Dean McKnight the luckiest man alive. Top it off with a successful career, a wonderful family and a hot, adventurous wife, and Dean couldn’t be happier.

With the option of having a different beauty every night of the week, Dean’s list is packed with women who fulfill all his darkest fantasies. He just never knows which one will show up next.
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10 comments:

  1. Now, see, THIS is a list for if your stranded on a deserted island.

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  2. Dang it. I forgot diet coke in mine. Yeah, no way I can live without that or I would start talking to a volleyball.

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    1. LOL, is it sad that when I saw the picture of the cat in the sand, I thought "I know how that feels"?

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  3. Wow...not greedy or anything, are you? How many SEALs are catering to your every whim (um, I mean helping you endure the privations of being stuck on that island)? I loved your list! Sounds like a hot read...I am off to look at your scavenger hunt.

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    1. Someone has to build my palace...and rub my feet and brush my hair and feed me chocolates they made with their bare hands and then the really lucky ones get to share my king size bed. Puppy piles, not anything bad

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  4. LOVE your list, I would take just the SEAL team lol

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    1. The other things before the SEAL team are necessary for them to arrive. Honest!

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  5. A dessert isle!?! hahahaha still laughing at that. Nice choice for the SEAL team and I love the house. Just beautiful. Do you have pictures of the inside?

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    1. I wish I did. It's probably amazing!

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