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Friday, January 25, 2013

Cajun Spice Is Nice

Sometimes. Okay, I'm hardly ever "nice". I much prefer being naughty. And why wouldn't I when there are beautiful men to ogle and pretend you're going to lick but then fake it out and ask them for an interview. I didn't do that, by the way. It was all a conference-induced hallucination. I would never lick a complete stranger. No mater how muscular and half-naked they are with their dimples and jeans barely clinging to their butts...

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I'm sorry, I got a little sidetracked there. Uh...I didn't try to lick Taylor Cole. It was actually Nick Sota I didn't try to lick, but that isn't the point.

Right. Introducing me. Who is me? Me...I mean, I am a multi-published author with books available through Siren Publishing, Evernight Publishing and Ellora's Cave. It's funny how quickly I transformed from a budding, blushing romance author to raunchy erotic romance writer. Well, maybe not completely raunchy. That didn't happen until I came into contact with the other Cabal members. They sort of influenced my inner raunchy...person. But in six months, I went from blushing while writing sex scenes to writing spoofs of sex scenes. I think Crystal Meth has that kind of reaction time. I don't know for certain, but I'm almost positive the Cabal might be bad for my health.

Okay, fine! I'm a dirty woman! It isn't easy being this naughty, you know. But one day, when I'm a little old lady with a handsome, muscular orderly sitting on her lap, I'll be the one all the young girls envy and want to be like. Why? Because this much awesome doesn't go away over time. It only increases.

Not really.
The truth is, I'm a good bullshitter. I can tell the most absurd statements with a straight face. (Ask those who were present during the sex position readings at RomantiCon 2012.) I like to laugh and have a good time. Drama and I are not friends, unless I'm purposely mocking my teenage relatives. I've lived in south Louisiana all my life and couldn't imagine living anywhere else despite the oppressive heat, the mosquitoes, the hurricanes and the abundant wildlife that can eat you (that's why I don't venture into the swamps alone...I want a 50/50 chance of survival). I love to read, I love to write, I adore ogling mostly naked men. Did I say that already? Damn. Did I mention I've also managed to interview some hotties? Not the street team hotties, either, but this kind of hottie:
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Yum.

*looks around* Is this post almost finished? Can I stop yet?

Other than the upcoming Fondled and Gobbled: Someone Had To Do It where I write about bad sex and massive vibrators which comes out February 6, I have an upcoming release with Ellora's Cave for their EC for Men line. The working title is Dean's List and it's h.o.t. Yowsa! Unfortunately I don't have an official cover or blurb or anything yet since it was just accepted last week, but as soon as those details are available, I'll share them with y'all. Because I expect some serious pimping.

*sings Big Pimpin'*

I have lots of other books as well if you want to check them out. Head over to my author's page for more deets. In the meantime, welcome to the Orgy of Insanity, folks!

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18 comments:

  1. Cajun!!! You know I love the way you always bring on the delectable eye candy;) Great post. I'm looking forward to an awesome year with you and the other Hotties. Now, I shall scroll up to drool a bit more. Don't mind me. 

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    1. Well, I try. I have to put these mackin' skills to some use or they'll get rusty ;)

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  2. Great post. Your books sound great. I think I have a couple on my to be read list that just moved up on the list. :)

    amysmith98@gmail.com

    I follow by email, GFC, and I subscribed the blog on my google reader.

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    1. Sweet, I hope you enjoy them, Amy. And may the naughtiness be with you. Sorry, I watched King of the Nerds last night. We're not quite the dark side...or Jedi...so yeah, I'm going to stop talking now.

      Thanks for stopping by!

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  3. Oooh nice!! Is your book about professer/student sex!? My book, Taught, is, as well! Great topic! :D

    ~Jenna

    authorjennaowens @ gmail . com

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    1. Thanks, Wanton ;) Nope, Dean's List is about a man named Dean and his list of...women *frowns* Yeah, no professors involved unfortunately.

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    2. Oooh!! Clever title!! :)

      ...and I say there's nothing wrong with being a little on the dark side. After all, we have "cookies"! (When I was younger, a bunch of us referred to oral as "cookies". *grins*)

      ~Wanton

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  4. Danica, that is some mighty fine eye candy you bring! Thanks for the awesome intro--love the sounds of your Fondled and Gobbled--hee!!

    f dot chen at comcast dot net

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  5. Naughty is always good!
    modularmates(at)comcast(dot)net

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  6. Oh yes, I can attest to Cajun's ability to read sex positions in a monotone voice and not cracking a bit of smile. I have no idea how she did it. I was laughing before she even started. Missing a picture of Nick on this post. :) Go Cajun!
    luvfuzzzeeefaces at yahoo dot com

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  7. I want to subscribe, but the little icon wouldn't go anywhere when I pushed on it. Too hard and I might bust the computer.

    morgankwyatt at juno dot com

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    1. Hrm, let me get Geeky on that. She's the guru.

      Thanks for trying though!

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  8. Ohhhh, I want to ogle mostly naked men too :)

    Eva aka Vixen Hottie
    evitap67(at)gmail(dot)com

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  9. HAHAHAH!! Its your turn Cajun!! Let me tell you...she can bring the naughty and crack you up at the same time!! Nice eye pieces you got there Danica!

    viajeradelmar@aol.com

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  10. How do you get these awesome pics? My blog is so
    B O R I N G compared to yours.

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