No, really, sorry I'm late and, to make up for it, here's full disclosure—
Come closer, ’cause I’m going to whisper…
I’m the only sane one here.
You don’t believe me??? Dammit, who’s been spilling the beans? *narrowly eyes the rest of the Cabal*
Okay, I guess that won’t fly, so I better introduce myself properly. I’m Bootay Hotness, a.k.a Anya Richards; not-so-mild mannered law clerk during the day, weaver of erotic stories and freelance editor at night, all-round big-butted miscreant, unabashed humanist, potty-mouth and nosy Parker. I love animals (with the exception of reptiles), have a head full of often useless trivia (Jeopardy anyone??), a penchant for history and a highly developed sense of both the sublime and the ridiculous. I try to remember to find the beauty in something or someone, somewhere, every day and it isn’t that hard when you try. One of my favorite things is laughter, whether it’s as a result of something on TV, a remark someone makes or from falling on my ass in the snow.
And, yeah, that last one happens quite a bit, as should be expected when you take a tropical girl and drop her in Ontario, Canada. I keep reminding myself it could be much worse…it could’ve been the Northwest Territories…but I still haven’t mastered winter navigation. Any civilized person will tell you ICE belongs in a glass with RUM, not underfoot.
My books and stories range from historical to fantasy, contemporary to paranormal to steampunk—yeah I’m a gadfly—and I've been published with Samhain, Ellora's Cave and Spice Briefs. But although the stories are all over the genre spectrum they share a couple of key components. I write about the internal journeys of people (or gods, fey, trolls, dragons, as the case may be) learning to accept themselves so as to accept love, and each and every book is HOT. You can find a full list of my books on my website and I hope you’ll join me on some of those Journeys Through Seduction.
Really, it’s only when I’m with the Cabal that my crazy tendencies come out…and if you believe that, email me off blog, ’cause I have a wide range of properties in Outer Mongolia to sell you. Oh, and any reports of me writing helicopter cocks have been greatly exaggerated…I SWEAR J
For a full list of my books, and quite possibly more information than you wanted to know about me, visit my website
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