So, I had to look up exactly what my personality, as a Leo,
is supposed to be and all I can say is I want to be that when I grow up.
Apparently I’m supposed to be a confident, courageous and ambitious attention
whore, who likes to control everything, live large and dispense that largess to
all my friends. I should be constantly craving other people’s company and work
well in groups, of which (of course) I am in control of, and never, ever take
orders. If, for some strange reason, I find my life falling into a routine I
will create excitement and drama of my own…
Yeah…that all sounds far to energetic for me.
I don’t know. I guess maybe true aficionados would tell me
that the description I looked at was just a guide, and my real Leo personality
depends on how the planets were aligned at the moment I was born. And, you know
what? I’m quite open to the possibility. I have no clue how the universe really
works, so who am I to say it’s all hooey? But there is one thing I don’t think
horoscopes can take into consideration, and that’s how a person is raised and
their experiences during their formative years. How can that not have an impact
on how a person’s character develops?
Anyway, the truth is, if I’m a lion I’m that sleepy one
lying under a rock, wondering if anyone else is going after antelopes today,
rather than the lioness leading the hunt. I’m more the Cowardly Lion than this
one:
As for those control issues… my friends will tell you one of
my favorite sayings (said with my Jamaican accent) is, “Anyting dat yuh like.”
And I actually mean it! If there’s drama going down, I don’t mind watching, but
I try very, very hard not to create any. Although with my friends I feel safe
to throw the occasional hissy-fit, I also don’t like to do anything too
Diva-ish in public. I will swing my claws in defense of those I love, but it has to be a dire situation, worthy of the exertion!
If I had that wad of cash Leos are supposed to have (because
we love swag, apparently) I certainly would share it with my friends, but guys,
don’t hold your breath waiting for me to get rich. Remember, I’m more like this…
…than like this…
And of course, this is just how I see myself. One thing I’ve
learned is that perception is everything, and each of us sees things from a
different angle. But I still say, “I am Leo, hear me snore!”
